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    Texas Evangelist

    Had to post this, it is just too funny.

    Let me start by saying that I am a christian and am I in now way bashing other christians. Atleast they're not blowing themselves up.

    Now for the story. My brother goes to Texas State in San Marcos, Tx. He said that once a week these evangelist come into the quad on campus and scream and shout that everyone is going to hell and they are all sinners and doing the devils work, and so on and so on. Of course they draw a huge crowd of hecklers and what not. He said this guy just came out of no where and stood next to the lady the whole time. Classic.


    How can I be racist when all of my assault rifles are black?

    #2
    We want to see hot looking women not nake men!!!!

    I would think he was against the evangelist

    On a side note, he had the guts to do it.

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      #3
      Haha! Every college in the US is at least ocassionally visited by these nut jobs! I've seen them in Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. I have a funny picture if one of them, fully decked out in the gunny sack robe, with a Jesus beard and long hair. He's holding a sign that says "repent or burn in hell" the guy next to him is holding a sign that says "huge *** beers to go" both signs are about 4x6 foot. And I can't help it think the sayings are not directly opposed to one another.

      They Guy that made the most frequent trips to our campus looked like Brad Pitt in interview with a vampire. At least that's how he was dressed, he looked more like Booger from the Nerds movies. I minored in philosophy, with a personal interest in religious studies, and when these folks came around I always got excited. Most are very adept at quoting the Bible, but have little interest in things like context. Man that was always fun!
      "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details"

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        #4
        Originally posted by da.bell View Post

        On a side note, he had the guts to do it.
        And you can see them...
        If its not fun, Why do it?

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          #5
          Originally posted by skyski_tige View Post
          And you can see them...
          I said GUTS... Not nuts!!! hahaha

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            #6
            Da,
            Come on admit you like the mankini!
            How can I be racist when all of my assault rifles are black?

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              #7
              Originally posted by da.bell View Post
              I said GUTS... Not nuts!!! hahaha
              now that's the funny I've been looking for today! Excellent!
              "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details"

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                #8
                Originally posted by rogersbm82 View Post
                Da,
                Come on admit you like the mankini!
                Sorry to disappoint but no and for the very reason why I don't live in the bay area either

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                  #9
                  I think I just found this year's halloween costume.
                  How can I be racist when all of my assault rifles are black?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                    I said GUTS... Not nuts!!! hahaha
                    I meant guts - you are the one looking for the nuts...

                    See illustration...
                    Attached Files
                    If its not fun, Why do it?

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                      #11
                      ^^^ hahaha, now you are looking at the nuts Picture proves it hahahaha

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                        #12
                        "under the hip peanut grip",

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                          #13
                          this thread took a seriously nutty turn

                          (i'm not nearly as good as Phil and Mike at this sort of stuff)

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                            #14
                            Speaking about Evangelist....

                            I Played baseball for Oral Roberts University (ORU) for 1 year......

                            Enough said
                            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                              Speaking about Evangelist....

                              I Played baseball for Oral Roberts University (ORU) for 1 year......

                              Enough said
                              the Golden Eagles! I was mildly recruited for their track team in h.s. I will never forget that visit, talk about culture shock!
                              "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details"

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