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    Avast, me hearties!

    It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRR


    http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wordpress/
    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
    Last edited by G-MONEY; 09-19-2008, 03:02 PM.
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

    #2
    What's a pirate's favorite TV show?

    Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!


    What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
    A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!


    Where do pirates shop for their clothes?

    The Salvation ARRmy!!!


    What do Mexican pirates eat?

    Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
    Last edited by G-MONEY; 09-19-2008, 03:11 PM.
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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      #3
      It's Pirate Day on the Willamette and Columbia River tomorrow for us! 60 mile voyage. The wenches should be primed by then.

      Arrrhh!

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        #4
        Is it really???

        Avast! Shivver me timbers....
        It's not an optical illusion.
        It just looks like one.....

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          #5
          What do you call a pristine print from Michaelangelo?

          ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt.

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            #6
            Well blow me down!

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              #7
              "Arrrrgh, Me thinks, me soiled, me pantaloons,"
              It's not an optical illusion.
              It just looks like one.....

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                #8
                Me thinks me didnt need to know such things.... ARRRRRRGGGGH

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                  #9
                  [QUOTE=G-MONEY;219994]




                  Where do pirates shop for their clothes?

                  The Salvation ARRmy!!!

                  QUOTE]


                  I thought it was K-MAAAAAARRRRGHT
                  It's not an optical illusion.
                  It just looks like one.....

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                    #10
                    Laughing my ARRRRRRRRRRRss off....
                    It's not an optical illusion.
                    It just looks like one.....

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                      #11
                      Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
                      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                        #12
                        [QUOTE=philwsailz;220033]
                        Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post




                        Where do pirates shop for their clothes?

                        The Salvation ARRmy!!!

                        QUOTE]




                        I thought it was K-MAAAAAARRRRGHT
                        ROLF!

                        That made me double-ovARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                          Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
                          ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG Ye can have her after she raises my mast.

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                            #14
                            You guys have to try this.....

                            http://www.piratequiz.com/

                            Your pirate name is:
                            Captain Jack Kidd

                            Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
                            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by jwanck11 View Post
                              ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG Ye can have her after she raises my mast.
                              SLAAAAARRRRRRRPEE Seconds aye?


                              Methinks me shall passs...


                              Avast, ye thinks ye have a fine ship, but round here, we tends to call that what you got a tub-toy...
                              It's not an optical illusion.
                              It just looks like one.....

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