Osama-Hiden

[chpthril]

"Why I'm Voting Democrat!

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to eat.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted criminals on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it? The destination is not important, The Journey is everything.

AND NOW WATCH HELL FREEZE OVER!!!!!!"

[balair]

good one chp

[LovinPowell]

I'm with you chp, I'll "vote democrat" as well.

[skyski_tige]

I am voting for Ross Perot

[LovinPowell]

Chp:
Where do you come up with all of this good stuff?

[chpthril]

Chp:
Where do you come up with all of this good stuff?

I have an Uncle who is VERY far to the right and bleeds Republican and sends my dad and me this great stuff

[LovinPowell]

I'm going to have to give that "I'm voting democrate" thing to my democratic friends.

[Fast1911]

You really feel like quitting what? The country? If that's the case you might want to try living in another Country for a couple of years. In spite of the problems that we have nowadays, this is still, by far and away, the greatest Country to live in. The freedoms that we have are unsurpassed and even though you don't like Obama or McCain. Either of them will be better than what a lot of other countries are stuck with, i.e. Venelzuela, Bolivia, Etc. One of the benefits of living here is the ability to "go off" as you did in your previous post and not having someone "hunt you down" and censure you for expressing your opinion. Sometimes you have to have the bad to appreciate the good. So if you haven't lived in a foreign country, try it, maybe for the four years that either one of these guys are President and then come back and tell us how you feel.

Other than the fact that I do have the right to express my own opinion, you didn't really comment on anything I said........I don't think I said I wanted to live in another country and I don't think I said I was going to quit, anyway, moving right along, I did like Palin's speech the other night, I wonder how long it will take her to realize that she can't change anything either. They do have my vote though

[Fast1911]

Democrats on an escalator

[Fast1911]

True colors..................

[chpthril]

Democrats on an escalator

escalator...hurricane Katrina.......tomato.....tomato........

[LovinPowell]

That's funny, so I'm dying to know, the suspense is killing me....how does this mystery end?

[Fast1911]

escalator...hurricane Katrina.......tomato.....tomato........

[chpthril]

True colors..................

And Michelle could be the next First Ho

[Fast1911]

That's funny, so I'm dying to know, the suspense is killing me....how does this mystery end?

hopefully not with B. Hussein in office..............