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    #76
    Barry Bonds' Dog

    Looks like Barry's dog got into 'the clear'...

    -Mike
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      #77
      Volleyball, anyone?

      All inflated to 20 psi....
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        #78
        A Home Delivery Dairy Idea Gone Bad

        www.freshmilk.com backfired...

        Mike
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          #79
          Hey...at least it's a lite beer...

          Start 'em early...
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            #80
            Originally posted by larryueckert View Post
            first i got to bring them to you sorry for that
            hey, that slinkie quote is mine.
            Be excellent to one another.

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              #81
              The age old question is finally answered

              YES
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                #82
                LOL, good one!
                Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

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                  #83
                  Sometimes these 'heartwarming' stories are a bit too sappy for me but this one truly hits the heart strings...





                  In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.



                  The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.

                  He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.


                  The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

                  Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing.


                  The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.



                  The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

                  Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.


                  He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.



                  The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.




                  Probably wasn't the same elephant.
                  Be excellent to one another.

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                    #84
                    I wonder if she does windows?


                    --Mike
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                      #85
                      Cows? What cows?

                      -Mike
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                        #86
                        "Uh, Hank...did you remember to tighten the chains?"

                        "Hank?"
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                          #87
                          Kinda ironic, dontcha think?
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                            #88
                            "Ya'll s'pose that salesman mighta been exaggerating a tad when he said these hats would make us 'chick magnets', Bubba?"
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                              #89
                              Originally posted by talltigeguy View Post
                              Sometimes these 'heartwarming' stories are a bit too sappy for me but this one truly hits the heart strings...





                              In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.



                              The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.

                              He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.


                              The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

                              Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing.


                              The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.



                              The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

                              Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.


                              He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.



                              The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.




                              Probably wasn't the same elephant.

                              No matter how many times I hear that story, I still get a chuckle.

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                                #90
                                I had a tough job the other day.I was a judge at a belly ring contest and had to pick a winner.Who would you pick?





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