"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't... My wife loved Neil Diamond" - What About Bob
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Charles Shackleford, NC State Basketbell, 1982. When asked by a reporter about the game, he replyed "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, It don't matter, I'm amphibious".Mikes Liquid Audio: Knowledge Experience Customer Service you can trust-KICKER WetSounds ACME props FlyHigh Custom Ballast Clarion LiquidLumens LEDs Roswell Wave Deflector And MoreComment
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DW, Nascar anouncer, 5/13/07: when commenting on track conditions at the Dodge Avenger 500 @ Darlington, he said "grip creates slip"
(I heard this one for my self)Mikes Liquid Audio: Knowledge Experience Customer Service you can trust-KICKER WetSounds ACME props FlyHigh Custom Ballast Clarion LiquidLumens LEDs Roswell Wave Deflector And MoreComment
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"THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO DO IS PAY TAXES AND GO TO HELL AND DIE!"
What my father told me when I asked him that he had to do something for me when I was growing up. Still LMAO when I think about this.
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"Bumblebee tuna? Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Excuse me... Your b@!!$s are showing"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert EinsteinComment
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my senior quote was a yogi one.
"half this game is 90% mental"Everything happens for a reason
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"The sun shines on a dog's @$$ once and a wile"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert EinsteinComment
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From As Good As It Gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."Comment
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Ferris Bhueler....
"I dont trust this kid as far as I can throw him"
"Well with your bad knee you shouldnt be throwing anyone"
"Mr Peterson is on line one, and try to be nice this time"
"go suck your head"Common Sense is not so Common
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Haha, Depending on how you think about this it kind of dose make sense, but not reallyOriginally posted by chpthril View PostDW, Nascar anouncer, 5/13/07: when commenting on track conditions at the Dodge Avenger 500 @ Darlington, he said "grip creates slip"
(I heard this one for my self)
The sun never sets on a badassComment
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Two from a classic:
You're killing me smalls
FOREVERRRRRRRComment
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. MythbustersComment
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"what ever floats your boat"
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Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn once in a while....(Unknown)
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