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    #1

    Quoteable Quotes:

    Throw up a few of your Favorite Quotes for some laughs:

    My current favs are.

    "Bring out the Gimp" from Pulp Fiction

    "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? " From Family Guy

    and

    "You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you." Also from Family guy...
    "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details"
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    "Stupid Is as Stupid Does" by Charley Reese

    http://www.lewrockwell.com/reese/reese110.html

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      #3
      I have so many favorites but they are all from Full Metal Jacket and all of them are pretty vulgar. Still laugh everytime I hear them.

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        #4
        "How's your wife and my kids?" Major League
        Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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          "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Gladiator
          Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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            #6
            "God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it." For The Love Of The Game
            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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              #7
              "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."
              Winston Churchill
              Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                #8
                "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!" Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own.

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                  #9
                  "It's gettin' to be re-god-damn-diculas." -John Wayne

                  "Son, you got a panty on your head." -from Raising Arizona

                  "Yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his a$$ a hoppin'. Now I am sick of your excuses." -also from Raising Arizona

                  "You gonna bark all day little doggie, or you gonna bite?" -from Reservoir Dogs

                  "Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog." -"Dirty" Harry Callahan
                  You'll get your chance, smart guy.

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                    "Many of life's failures are men who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Thomas Edison
                    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                      "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!" Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own.
                      "Anyone ever tell you, you look like a pen!$ with a hat on"...
                      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                        "Excuses are like a$$holes. Everyone has got one and they are smell like sh!t!"

                        Not sure where I heard this one from.

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                          #13
                          "I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
                          -John Kruk
                          Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                            #14
                            da.bell i have heard that one too.. also there is a somewhat censored form that goes excuses are like armpits....... but good one!
                            If you ain't falling.. you ain't trying hard enough..

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                              "Anyone ever tell you, you look like a pen!$ with a hat on"...
                              Nope, I have no idea what you are talking about.

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