Post your best joke thread

[jleger98]

Two dudes walk into a bar

































































you'd think the second guy would've ducked.

[NICKYPOO]

Little Johnny has a Magic show coming up at school that he wants to be a part of. He comes home and finds his mom in the kitchen and asks, "Mom, do you know any magic tricks?"

The mom replies, "No son, I'm sorry I don't. Why don't you go and ask your father. He's in the other room watching the game."

The boy walks up to his father and says,"Hey dad, do you know any magic tricks?"

The father is busy watching the game and replies rather gruffly,"Huh? Uh no. Go ask your grandfather. He's out in the yard."

Little Johnny finds his Grandpa out in the yard and asks, "Grandpa, do you know any magic tricks?"

Grandpa scratches his chin for a second and says, "Ya know, I do know one. Tell ya what ya do. See that fence over there? Go over there and drop your pants and hang on to that fence with both hands."

Little Johnny is so excited to finally be learning a magic trick and does what his Grandpa says without question. Grandpa slides up behind him and procedes to slip it in. Once in, he asks, "Now, does it feel like I've got my thumb in your butt?"

"Well ya grandpa, it sure does!"

Grandpa then sticks out both thumbs in front of his grandson and says,"Mmmmmagic!"

[jleger98]

HAHAHA LMFAO

[Domsz06]

GROSS!! IS THAT AN ARKANSAS JOKE?

[jleger98]

Still laughing!

[Domsz06]

bit disturbed!

[jleger98]

you sound surprised.

[Domsz06]

um, ok not really

[Domsz06]

Sweet, 2300 is gonna happen I love this! maybe go for 2500 today, what do you say jleger?

[jleger98]

I say if you got the time, do it!!

[jleger98]

I had to take a few hours off. Gretchen Wilson did a 30 minute show for us today, so I had to go watch that, then lunch, then meeting.

[jleger98]

But now I'm back. No more meetings till tomorrow.

[Domsz06]

oh yeah its on like donkey kong!

[Domsz06]

i'm here all day long!

[jleger98]

its ON!!