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    Originally posted by da.bell View Post
    You mean Santa comes early for you????? That would rock if I were a child again.
    no I thought this weekend was christmas.....

    I must be mistaken will all the lights up and the freaking music for the past two weeks I thought this weekend was Christmas....

    Seems like everyone forgot about a HUGH FREAKING HOLIDAY

    THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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      Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
      so what is everyone doing for Christmas this weekend???

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        Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
        Jingle all the way
        Oh, what fun it is ride
        In a one horse open sleigh
        Hey!!!!!

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          Originally posted by da.bell View Post
          Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
          Jingle all the way
          Oh, what fun it is ride
          In a one horse open sleigh
          Hey!!!!!
          They need thanksgiving songs
          Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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            That is true... Why doesn't anyone create a T-Day song??????? Phil!!!!!

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              Originally posted by da.bell View Post
              That is true... Why doesn't anyone create a T-Day song??????? Phil!!!!!
              A Turkey sat on the backyard fence
              and he sang a sad sad tune.
              Thanksgiving Day is coming
              Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
              and I know I'll be eaten soooon,
              Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble
              I don't like Thanksgiving Day ay ay.
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                Over the river and through the wood
                To Grandfather's house we go.
                The horse knows the way
                To carry the sleigh
                Through white and drifted snow.

                Over the river and through the wood --
                Oh, how the wind does blow!
                It stings the toes
                And bites the nose,
                As over the ground we go.

                Over the river and through the wood
                To have a first-rate play.
                Hear the bells ring,
                Ting-a-ling-ling!
                Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day!

                Over the river and through the wood,
                Trot fast, my dapple gray!
                Spring over the ground
                Like a hunting hound,
                For this is Thanksgiving Day.

                Over the river and through the wood,
                And straight through the barnyard gate.
                We seem to go
                Extremely slow --
                It is so hard to wait!

                Over the river and through the wood --
                Now Grandmother's cap I spy!
                Hurrah for fun!
                Is the pudding done?
                Hurray for the pumpkin pie!
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                  Mr. Turkey, Mr. Turkey
                  Run away, Run away
                  If you don't be careful
                  You will be a mouthful
                  Thanksgiving Day
                  Thanksgiving Day
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                    Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                    That is true... Why doesn't anyone create a T-Day song??????? Phil!!!!!
                    Turkey turkey turkey....
                    Turkey lurky lurky

                    Turkey is good
                    When in the neighborhood.

                    With cranberry and yams,
                    no christmas jams..

                    Christmas songs another day,
                    Cause its Thanksgiving Holiday..

                    So give G a rash,
                    for the early Chrsristmas song splash.

                    And tel him to go far far away..
                    'Cause its turkey day....
                    It's not an optical illusion.
                    It just looks like one.....

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                      As I was a-goin'
                      On down the road
                      With a tired team
                      And a heavy load
                      I cracked my whip
                      And the leader sprung
                      I says day-day
                      To the wagon tongue

                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
                      A high tuck a-haw
                      And hit 'em up a tune called
                      Turkey in the Straw

                      Went out to milk
                      And I didn't know how
                      I milked the goat
                      Instead of the cow
                      A monkey sittin'
                      On a pile of straw
                      A-winkin' at
                      His mother-in-law

                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
                      A high tuck a-haw
                      And hit 'em up a tune called
                      Turkey in the Straw

                      I came to the river
                      And I couldn't get across
                      So I paid five dollars
                      For a big bay hoss
                      Well, he wouldn't go ahead
                      And he wouldn't stand still
                      So he went up and down
                      Like an old saw mill

                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
                      A high tuck a-haw
                      And hit 'em up a tune called
                      Turkey in the Straw

                      Did you ever go fishin'
                      On a warm summer day
                      When all the fish
                      Were swimmin' in the bay
                      With their hands in their pockets
                      And their pockets in their pants
                      Did you ever see a fishie
                      Do the Hootchy-Kootchy Dance?

                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Turkey in the straw
                      (Whistle)
                      Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
                      A high tuck a-haw
                      And hit 'em up a tune called
                      Turkey in the Straw
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                        They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! all right..
                        This is uhh, this is the thanksgiving song
                        I hope you enjoy it.

                        [starts playing]
                        Love to eat turkey
                        Love to eat turkey

                        Shout from crowd: I love you adam!
                        Adam sandler: ohhh, I love you!
                        Love to eat turkey
                        cause its good
                        Love to eat turkey
                        Like a good boy should
                        cause its turkey to eat
                        So good

                        Adam sandler: that clappins messing my head up man. I appreciate it. but I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. here we go... thanks anyways

                        Turkey for me
                        Turkey for you
                        Lets eat the turkey
                        In my big brown shoe
                        Love to eat the turkey
                        At the table
                        I once saw a movie
                        With betty grable
                        Eat that turkey
                        All night long
                        Fifty million elvis fans
                        Cant be wrong
                        Turkey lurkey doo and
                        Turkey lurkey dap
                        I eat that turkey
                        Then I take a nap

                        Thanksgiving is a special night
                        Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
                        Thats right
                        Turkey with gravy and cranberry
                        Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
                        Turkey for you and
                        Turkey for me
                        Cant believe tyson
                        Gave that girl v.d.

                        White meat, dark meat
                        You just cant lose
                        I fell off my moped
                        And I got a bruise
                        Turkey in the oven
                        And the buns in the toaster
                        Ill never take down
                        My cheryl tiegs poster
                        Wrap the turkey up
                        In aluminum foil
                        My brother likes to masturbate
                        With baby oil
                        Turkey and sweet potato pie
                        Sammy davis jr.
                        Only had one eye

                        Turkey for the girls and
                        Turkey for the boys
                        My favorite kind of pants
                        Are corduroys
                        Gobble gobble goo and
                        Gobble gobble gickel
                        I wish turkey
                        Only cost a nickel
                        Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving

                        Happy thanksgiving everybody!
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                          You guys are on a roll... I think G is loving this one.... At least he isn't complaining yet.

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                            THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                              woo hoo!!!!!!
                              It's not an optical illusion.
                              It just looks like one.....

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                                See if this link works fo rthe Adam Sandler song

                                http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Th...%20Sandler.wav

                                Oh, and dont forget the all time best T-giving song "Alice's Restaurant"
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