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    I will be in the Grand Caymans in a couple of weeks, but there will be 9 boats in port there that day... I mean cruiseships... IT will be total sardine-packed shopping carnage... Forget trying to get to Margaritaville...
    It's not an optical illusion.
    It just looks like one.....

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      Think of all of the cash that gets left on these little islands... It is almost like a shipwreck, but without the mess of survivors, or the boat's slow rotting into nothing...
      It's not an optical illusion.
      It just looks like one.....

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        Okay, I slipped off of my topic..

        Post your favorite redneck images, and try to refrain from posting pics of each other, (hee hee hee)...
        It's not an optical illusion.
        It just looks like one.....

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          Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
          Think of all of the cash that gets left on these little islands... It is almost like a shipwreck, but without the mess of survivors, or the boat's slow rotting into nothing...
          it's crazy the amount of us cash other places get from us...
          Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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            GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!

            Apparently, the Goof-Off worked and got the paint off. It was a cold night last night with some dew settling on the windows of cars. Apparently, the paint didn't have enough time to cure.

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              Originally posted by da.bell View Post
              GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!

              Apparently, the Goof-Off worked and got the paint off. It was a cold night last night with some dew settling on the windows of cars. Apparently, the paint didn't have enough time to cure.
              SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






              Can you say SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????
              It's not an optical illusion.
              It just looks like one.....

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                he he he

                Redneck reindeer hunter

                Redneck bride.....
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                  Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                    Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
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                    I see you googled also!!!!! he he he

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                      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                        Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                        I see you googled also!!!!! he he he
                        no email
                        Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                            ^^^^^^^^^^
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                            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                              1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

                              2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

                              3) My Love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

                              4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

                              5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

                              6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
                              hole.

                              7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
                              light switch away.

                              8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say
                              something that would break the i ce."

                              9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-
                              rock.

                              10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
                              inta this cheap motel room.

                              11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

                              12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
                              afternoon.



                              and.... the best for last!



                              13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
                              tighten up.
                              Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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