Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing.
-- Tim Allen
-- Tim Allen
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein -
here....It's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.....Comment
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A few tweaks are in order....It's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.....Comment
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That works for a while, what do you think?It's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.....Comment
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?It's not an optical illusion.
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In general people experience their present naively, as it were, without being able to form an estimate of its contents; they have first to put themselves at a distance from it - the present, that is to say, must have become the past - before it can yield points of vantage from which to judge the future. ~Sigmund Freud, The Future of an IllusionIt's not an optical illusion.
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Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind. ~Leo RostenIt's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.....Comment
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Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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you guys are on a roll!!Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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one of my good friends is an insurance salesman.....................Originally posted by philwsailz View PostPut your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert EinsteinComment
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same here; often seen at happy hour. I will have to whip that one out this evening...Originally posted by G-MONEY View PostIt's not an optical illusion.
It just looks like one.....Comment
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okay, is mine cool, or does it give the impression I am depressed or stupid?It's not an optical illusion.
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Thinking I should still look.....It's not an optical illusion.
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both............
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert EinsteinComment
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I like it!!Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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