Three Word Post Whore's Delight

[sparky216]

at least you know more crappy weather is on it's way....hehe

[KonaKing]

gotta run for now, dang work id killing me

[da.bell]

Move to utah you can more than one wife, but you have give 10% to the church

No thanks... Knowing my luck, I would have to pay alimony to someone once I get divorced.

[KonaKing]

at least you know more crappy weather is on it's way....hehe

Thanks

[da.bell]

gotta run for now, dang work id killing me

You aren't going to get to 1000 like this.

[xpjim1]

da bell
any update on the seat base????

[sparky216]

Move to utah you can more than one wife, but you have give 10% to the church

more than one wife , I'd rather...........




Let's just say that even if it was legal...............


F&*# NO!


God, I get acid reflux just thinking about multiple wives........

[xpjim1]

1 am goin gto post tonight. I want 2500

[sparky216]

Thanks

UR Welcome

[da.bell]

da bell
any update on the seat base????

Not yet. Waiting on my saleperson to get finished with Tige this week. He is talking to Lanny about it. IOW, I'm trying to get Tige to give me their '08 seat pedestal.. However, if you have a buyer, please go ahead and sell that thing if you need. I will keep you posted one way or the other. Thanks

[sparky216]

No thanks... Knowing my luck, I would have to pay alimony to someone once I get divorced.

imagine paying 5 women alimony.......haha


And all that child support.


lordy

[da.bell]

imagine paying 5 women alimony.......haha


And all that child support.


lordy

I would have to leave the country.

[xpjim1]

Not yet. Waiting on my saleperson to get finished with Tige this week. He is talking to Lanny about it. IOW, I'm trying to get Tige to give me their '08 seat pedestal.. However, if you have a buyer, please go ahead and sell that thing if you need. I will keep you posted one way or the other. Thanks

No Problem. Have not posted it anywhere for sale yet. Just keep me posted. Hopefully my manually adjustable pedestal makes it here by Friday so I can try it out

[Razzman]

Move to utah you can more than one wife, but you have give 10% to the church

Crap i'd rather walk barefoot over hot coals!

[sparky216]

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