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Common Sense is not so Common
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This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible
victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and
skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is
supplemental.
As John Steinbeck once said.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is to old to fight, he'll
just
kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is
too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (Yep, time is
some
time, but shoot first, then call 911)
5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter
recognize the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
"Why do you
carry a ..45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a
.46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularit y.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on
his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would
have
brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE
IT!
To this I will add my comments. I was once asked by a lady visiting if
I had
a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said "well I certainly
hope it
isn't loaded!" To which I
said, "of course it is load ed, can't work without
bullets.."
She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your
house?"
My reply was,"No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
afire
either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED."
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