Three Word Post Whore's Delight

[zad0030]

thank you...???

[zad0030]

i like getting private messages

[philwsailz]

you had to what?

point out the probability that in a few days you will be back in class, and we will be in here during the day posting without you.

All of the relevant topics we discuss in here lend credence to the probability that we will end up at a post count that is higher than you. That is, CHP and me will have a lot of conversations regarding his new venture, and as a result we will be posting more than you.

[zad0030]

Ah.. makes sense but i will be on at 3

[philwsailz]

that will be the case I am sure

[zad0030]

3...central time

[philwsailz]

3...central time

p.m. too....

[philwsailz]

I have errands to run for lunch time...

Catch you all in a while...

[zad0030]

ok

[zad0030]

Whered Chp go... Lost on the 31st 2 HOURS!!

[Domsz06]

you guys are too funny!

[Domsz06]

see you got busy for a bit very nice! i was reading about 1000+hp monsters

[Domsz06]

[Domsz06]

so blah

[G-MONEY]

Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

Yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa

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Dear Santa: I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is Peace and Joy in the world for everybody!

Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa

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Dear Santa: I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas I'd like for my Mommy and Daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.

Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the baby-sitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his *** constantly? It's time to give up that dream. You're getting Legos instead.

Santa

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Dear Santa: I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love, Francis

Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. Barbie dream house it is!

Santa

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Dear Santa: I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love, Susan

Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs, and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.

Santa

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Dear Santa: What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa

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Dear Santa: Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

Santa

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Dear Santa: I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy, That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater.... again!

Santa

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Dearest Santa: We don't have a chimney in our house so how do you get in?

Love, Marky

Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky"! That's why you're getting your *** whipped at school.

Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams, Santa