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    #24691
    Originally posted by chpthril View Post
    They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! all right..
    This is uhh, this is the thanksgiving song
    I hope you enjoy it.

    [starts playing]
    Love to eat turkey
    Love to eat turkey

    Shout from crowd: I love you adam!
    Adam sandler: ohhh, I love you!
    Love to eat turkey
    cause its good
    Love to eat turkey
    Like a good boy should
    cause its turkey to eat
    So good

    Adam sandler: that clappins messing my head up man. I appreciate it. but I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. here we go... thanks anyways

    Turkey for me
    Turkey for you
    Lets eat the turkey
    In my big brown shoe
    Love to eat the turkey
    At the table
    I once saw a movie
    With betty grable
    Eat that turkey
    All night long
    Fifty million elvis fans
    Cant be wrong
    Turkey lurkey doo and
    Turkey lurkey dap
    I eat that turkey
    Then I take a nap

    Thanksgiving is a special night
    Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
    Thats right
    Turkey with gravy and cranberry
    Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
    Turkey for you and
    Turkey for me
    Cant believe tyson
    Gave that girl v.d.

    White meat, dark meat
    You just cant lose
    I fell off my moped
    And I got a bruise
    Turkey in the oven
    And the buns in the toaster
    Ill never take down
    My cheryl tiegs poster
    Wrap the turkey up
    In aluminum foil
    My brother likes to masturbate
    With baby oil
    Turkey and sweet potato pie
    Sammy davis jr.
    Only had one eye

    Turkey for the girls and
    Turkey for the boys
    My favorite kind of pants
    Are corduroys
    Gobble gobble goo and
    Gobble gobble gickel
    I wish turkey
    Only cost a nickel
    Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving

    Happy thanksgiving everybody!


    and I'm still ot a jew....
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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      #24692
      wow I get up from my computer for a few minutes...
      http://www.linkedin.com/in/zachgarcia
      http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Garcia/1327360382

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        #24693
        o.k. I'm off to a con call now...
        http://www.linkedin.com/in/zachgarcia
        http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Garcia/1327360382

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          #24694
          And all sorts of mischief breaks loose....

          Crazy!!!!!!!!!
          It's not an optical illusion.
          It just looks like one.....

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            #24695
            Originally posted by Lunchbox View Post
            wow I get up from my computer for a few minutes...
            Things happen fast in this thread
            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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              #24696
              Originally posted by Lunchbox View Post
              o.k. I'm off to a con call now...
              BOOOOO
              Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                #24697
                You scared me G....
                It's not an optical illusion.
                It just looks like one.....

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                  #24698
                  Phil will like this........ True story, a friend of mine, used to be my Scout Leader a 100yrs ago, hooked up and partied with Arlo Guthrie on thier way to Woodstock.
                  Mikes Liquid Audio: Knowledge Experience Customer Service you can trust-KICKER WetSounds ACME props FlyHigh Custom Ballast Clarion LiquidLumens LEDs Roswell Wave Deflector And More

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                    #24699
                    That is too cool....

                    I wonder what all they ingested?

                    I spilled some iced tea on Rodney Dangerfield in the MGM monster buffet in Las Vegas....
                    It's not an optical illusion.
                    It just looks like one.....

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                      #24700
                      Oh, and the very first time I worked with Garth Brooks, it was in a little bar called Binks I was sort of working in at the time. We took his guitar and connected it through the turntable input of the DJ mixer and let him sing into the DJ's microphone.
                      It's not an optical illusion.
                      It just looks like one.....

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                        #24701
                        Originally posted by chpthril View Post
                        Phil will like this........ True story, a friend of mine, used to be my Scout Leader a 100yrs ago, hooked up and partied with Arlo Guthrie on thier way to Woodstock.
                        So that makes you how old now???
                        Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                          #24702
                          Well, looks like it is picking up today.....

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                            #24703
                            Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                            So that makes you how old now???
                            Not as old as some
                            Mikes Liquid Audio: Knowledge Experience Customer Service you can trust-KICKER WetSounds ACME props FlyHigh Custom Ballast Clarion LiquidLumens LEDs Roswell Wave Deflector And More

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                              #24704
                              Originally posted by chpthril View Post
                              Not as old as some
                              true
                              Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                                #24705
                                Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                                Well, looks like it is picking up today.....
                                I still don't know if Friday is a holiday
                                Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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