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    #24421
    Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
    Pretty soon you too will be expreiencing something creaking and squeaking at night and in the morning, and no, I am not talking about you bedding foundation.....
    I already do at 26

    baseball took it's toll on my body
    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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      #24422
      Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
      Sorry, the optician called.

      My TRIFOCALS came in!!!!!! (yeah, another sign of old age)

      Man the computer screen looks funny right now....
      It is amazing what a pair of glasses can do.

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        #24423
        Happy hour talk is not about the hottie you had the blind date with the other night, but rather the results of your last colonoscopy or hernia procedure....
        It's not an optical illusion.
        It just looks like one.....

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          #24424
          Originally posted by da.bell View Post
          It is amazing what a pair of glasses can do.
          Too bad the have never made a pair that made an ugly girl cute...

          Wait, I think you could still tell, otherwise... woops, I better not say...
          It's not an optical illusion.
          It just looks like one.....

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            #24425
            These glasses do make me look about 20 years younger.....


















            than my father....
            It's not an optical illusion.
            It just looks like one.....

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              #24426
              Oh, also as you get older, you find that....

              Wait I cannot say that either....
              It's not an optical illusion.
              It just looks like one.....

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                #24427
                Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
                Too bad the have never made a pair that made an ugly girl cute...
                what about beer goggles?????
                Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                  #24428
                  Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
                  Too bad the have never made a pair that made an ugly girl cute...

                  Wait, I think you could still tell, otherwise... woops, I better not say...
                  Yes they have......
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                    #24429
                    Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                    what about beer goggles?????
                    It wears off, and usually it hurts real bad to try to put them back on first thing in the morning....
                    It's not an optical illusion.
                    It just looks like one.....

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                      #24430
                      Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
                      It wears off, and usually it hurts real bad to try to put them back on first thing in the morning....
                      IMO it hurts more if you don't put them back on in the morning
                      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                        #24431
                        Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                        Yes they have......
                        I have that sign in my garage bar, except it says" Helping ugly people have S E X since 18-something-or-other"
                        It's not an optical illusion.
                        It just looks like one.....

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                          #24432
                          But Beauty IS in the eyes of the Beer-holder...
                          It's not an optical illusion.
                          It just looks like one.....

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                            #24433
                            so........
                            Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                              #24434
                              Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
                              It wears off, and usually it hurts real bad to try to put them back on first thing in the morning....
                              That is why they have bloody mary's or eggs cracked into beer in the AM......

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                                #24435
                                Originally posted by philwsailz View Post
                                But Beauty IS in the eyes of the Beer-holder...
                                Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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