Three Word Post Whore's Delight

[philwsailz]

So my best friend and I were fighting and my girlfriend walked in. She listened for a while and then commented:

you guys are funny,its like reading lips on kung foo theater

We were stopped dead in our tracks. The silence echoed in our ears like a thousand runaway freight trains. My buddy and I sighed, looked at each other and agreed, it was time to let the crazy woman hit the tracks.

I told her so.
She just left in a huff...



Then my buddy and I both got on our mopeds and rode away.

[zad0030]

doms about to break 10000

[G-MONEY]

So my best friend and I were fighting and my girlfriend walked in. She listened for a while and then commented:

We were stopped dead in our tracks. The silence echoed in our ears like a thousand runaway freight trains. My buddy and I sighed, looked at each other and agreed, it was time to let the crazy woman hit the tracks.

I told her so.
She just left in a huff...



Then my buddy and I both got on our mopeds and rode away.

Creative writing 101

[Domsz06]

it's almost like mad libbing

[philwsailz]

So I met this check the other night. I took her back to my place.

Afte a little bit of time here and there, doing, well, this and that, I asked her if she wanted to go for another ride.

She said:

for sure phil, this is fun!

So we both got on the mopeds and took another lap around the dirt track.

[slacker661]

good one phil

[philwsailz]

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[Domsz06]

So I walked in on this guy and girl and all I heard was, "

doms about to break 10000

"

I didn't even want to know and turned and walked out and jumped on my moped

[G-MONEY]

It's about that time, be back in a few.......

[philwsailz]

It's about that time, be back in a few.......

g's taking the kids to the pool....

[zad0030]

OK I get the trend here but whats with the mopeds?

[Domsz06]

So I walked in to this bar and heard, "

good one phil

Then I turned and looked and there was puke on these guy and girl. So i turned back, grabbed a hoe and jumped on my moped and went to the dirt track!

[Domsz06]

So g is one of those guys that is always

taking the kids to the pool....

when he could really be on here posting.

[slacker661]

I figured you would use that

[Domsz06]

so this girl asked me

OK I get the trend here but whats with the mopeds?

and I said, well you know, they are like you, "Fun to ride around the block, but not something u wanna show up in front of your friends with!!"