Funny Bumper Stickers

[Moki]

Originally posted by sparky216
LOL, that is freaking funny

especially the "freaking" part

[race fan]

Im not tailgating, Im drafting

[Moki]

Originally posted by race fan
Im not tailgating, Im drafting

That used to be my form of cost cutting in College going back and forth to California. I would draft behind one of the semi's.

[Carter13]

I saw this a couple of weeks ago.

"If you can't afford to feed them then don't breed them."

I thought that was great.

[bfrank]

Don't laugh...your daughter is in here!!!!!

[Carter13]

Saw one today,

Lord, please save me from your followers.

[Moki]

I saw this one on the way down to Powell:

I would rather go hunting with **** Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy!

[mtnsmith]

Love a Democrat,
Because nobody ever heard of a good piece of Elephant

[david f]

My DH is going to kill me for posting... yup. This is THE WIFE.

Here's one of my favorite bumper stickers:

If you get any closer, I'm going to flick a booger on your windshield!

And..... we're done.

[Tige2002]

Here in Florida we have a lot of retired drivers from up north that clog the highways, so the bumper sticker says " When i retire i'm gonna move to Michigan and drive in the left lane"