Funny Bumper Stickers

[scottcarlye]

Yes, I do listen to Hip Hop music.... at most traffic lights, shopping malls and parking lots.

as seen on a pick-up truck with rebel flag and NASCAR sitcker.

[sparky216]

God I saw a bad one today...

I'm NOT a 14 year old girl.....but I play one on the internet.

[stanger]

That is sick.

I saw one I can relate to " I OWE I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO"

[NICKYPOO]

Saw a crazy lookin' chick in Phoenix in a jacked up Chevy truck with a sticker across the top of the windsheid that read "REAL BITCHES DRIVE CHEVYS"

[mtnsmith]

Saw this on a 70's VW Bus being driven buy probably the original owner: "Of Course It Hurts, You Are Being Screwed By An Elephant!". Apparently it is an anti-Bush sticker. On the same Bus, which is one I had on my '79 Bus: "0-60 in 5 miles", and "Slower Minds Keep to the Right".

[hoopykat]

One of my all time favorites is "Horn Broken, Watch for Finger".

Mike

[Tequilasun]

On a lifted truck:

Lift it, Fat chicks can't jump!

[TeamAllen]

Keep honking... I'm realoading

[LovinPowell]

"I got this boat for my wife.....
nice trade, don't ya think"

[Moki]

Originally posted by Tige M.D.
Those that "can do
Those that "can't" teach

Those that "can't teach", teach gym

[Wake Havasu]

I live close to Plam Springs.

I saw a rainbow festooned car with a bumper sticker that read, " I can't even think straight"

y u c k !

[Tequilasun]

On a car that didn't look like it could make it over 55 mph:

I'm not speeding, I'm Qualifying

[dogbert]

Originally posted by Tequilasun
On a car that didn't look like it could make it over 55 mph:

I'm not speeding, I'm Qualifying

That's kinda like the old people driving down the road at 15-20 mph below the speed limit with a radar detector

[sparky216]

I saw a rainbow festooned car with a bumper sticker that read, " I can't even think straight

LOL, that is freaking funny

[wrangler]

Originally posted by Wake Havasu
I live close to Plam Springs.

I saw a rainbow festooned car with a bumper sticker that read, " I can't even think straight"

y u c k !

Arrrgggghhhh.....too scary!