YOU NEED TO LAUGH !

[Dave K]

SCOTCH?

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?

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"No," said the little boy..............."It's a puppy!"

[KristopherWarren]

Don't tell my wife. I'd get in huge trouble for this one.


A son asked his mother the following question:

' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? 'The mother looks at her
son and replies:


' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.


'Dad why are wedding dresses white? '


The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white. '

Just love the joke. Now wedding dress color must be black and appliances still can have white color. No girl is pure for sure

[KristopherWarren]

Just love the joke. Now cheap wedding dresses color must be black and appliances still can have white color. No girl is pure for sure

I think black should be the color of the dress now

[Duncan]

While this strikes me as redneck engineering at first, it actually seems pretty cool after a bit ...

[NICKYPOO]

That's pretty f'n sweet. Personally though, my favorite part is the name on it.

[Duncan]

That's pretty f'n sweet. Personally though, my favorite part is the name on it.

It would be awesome to toe one of those lily pads behind that rig.

[AdaminMN]

REDNECK
TECHNOLOGY
AT IT'S FINEST

That's the best use for an Organic Chemistry text book I've seen.

[Wakeman22]

Now that is funny and real redneck. I got a good laugh with that one.