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    Wal-Mart vs. The Morons ...

    Wal-Mart vs. The Morons ...

    This is not my work it came as an email so take it for what it's worth

    1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.


    2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!


    3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

    4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

    5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

    6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

    7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

    8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

    9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

    10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

    11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

    12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

    You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE:


    We should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy
    Last edited by KonaKing; 09-07-2010, 01:44 PM.

    #2
    Wow!

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      #3
      nice!
      Originally posted by G-MONEY
      It hurts me to say it but go OU but only for this weekend!!!!

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        #4
        But have you seen the people who shop at Walmart?
        http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

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          #5
          Originally posted by Joeprunc View Post
          But have you seen the people who shop at Walmart?
          http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
          LOL...Love that site

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            #6
            Why oh why did I click that link?!

            Then I found www.youdrivewhat.com
            Waiting for another good one!

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              #7
              that's great
              Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                #8
                How much of the welfare money is what is funding all of those new Walmarts grand openings? My guess is that it is a huge # that we don't really want to know!

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                  #9
                  ive seen that, its pretty funny actually.

                  Did you know that walmart doesnt actually own anything in there store for more than the time it takes to scan the item and you to swipe your card?? the producer assumes all the risk, pretty cool way of doing things!
                  Joey - Red 20V Riders Edition

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fiveflat View Post
                    Why oh why did I click that link?!

                    Then I found www.youdrivewhat.com
                    Well if you found that you surely found their best site:
                    http://girlsinyogapants.com/
                    "a what? i can['t] say/spell/pronounce that word..." - wannabewakeboarder
                    "the plural of boo is booze."

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