Im lost without the PW thread!!!!

[Iwndr]

Howdy Sam

[Booms]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice

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I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.

[Booms]

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?

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And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.

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She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

[Iwndr]

Low substance post

[Iwndr]

Fore

[Booms]

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

[Iwndr]

Ragboy bought a Blue Oval

[Booms]

Getting pissed at the brewers post

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I would only buy a ford for the infomation system

[Booms]

Ugh

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But then again I have no loyalty to any car brand. If I like the way it looks I will buy it.

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I have owned a Toyota, Buick, gmc, mazda, jeep, chrysler, BMW and vw.