Im lost without the PW thread!!!!

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Nice! Is there a show called PIMP my sailboat? Maybe hosted by Kenny Chesney? Not in West Coast customs but Midwest Landlocked customs? Interiors NOT by Mad Mike but by Easy Going Phil? I would watch a few episodes of that show...

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Coffee is DONE!!!

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Geez. A local deputy DA who has been prosecuting drug cases and assigned to a federal drug task force...was arrested for purchasing crack cocaine. http://www.lvrj.com/news/clark-count...118337184.html

Heres you sign

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That mood lighting, a little Cisco, (maybe Garth Brooks), and the motion of the ocean (I mean lake), and you have an irresistible propagation of the species machine!

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Don't worry Nobody let them know they were off topic.

Nobody was trying to send them this way.

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How do you reason with a spammer?

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Is that the same as reasoning with nobody? Who did it? It was nobody.

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A little video of the work from Friday night.... I have the color change rate craked up to warp speed to keep the video short; the speed can be slowed way down...

I had to...

Looks good Phil.

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Geez. A local deputy DA who has been prosecuting drug cases and assigned to a federal drug task force...was arrested for purchasing crack cocaine. http://www.lvrj.com/news/clark-count...118337184.html

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For those that don't know - Here's your sign


Here’s Your Sign is the debut comedy album of Bill Engvall. It was recorded at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI.[1] After years of success doing different comedic acts, Engvall released a CD of his material, including his most famous bit (which his debut album was named after). After peaking within the top-5 on both the Heatseekers and Hot Country Albums charts, as well as the top-50 on the Billboard 200, Engvall saw his career take off as he remains one of the most popular comedians of the past decade.

The title for his debut album is an umbrella term for a recurring setup of Engvall's, in which Engvall describes people who ask questions to which the answers should be obvious, and in the process, Engvall shows these people to be stupid. With the tag, "Here's Your Sign", Engvall then metaphorically gives these people a sign declaring their stupidity as a warning to others interacting with this person.

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Now I am I should be over in the joke section

THE STUPID SIGN

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops... never mind, didn't see
your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."


I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.


I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning... okay... no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."


Anybody you know need a sign today?

The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

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To be in this section I needed to a least separate all of the jokes into their own post.

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New page for Robert

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