Im lost without the PW thread!!!!

[Ewok]

Jezz, POST, do IT!

And as he walks away, in a nonchalant way, taps you on your butt and says...

[Ewok]

Encouragement!

[jwanck11]

haha. reminds me of a great joke

[jwanck11]

fat guy wants to go on a diet.

[jwanck11]

he finds a step program online: 10 lbs, 20 lbs and 50 lbs/week

[jwanck11]

he figues he'll start small so he opts first for the 10lbs program.

[jwanck11]

he wonders how he is going to lose 10 lbs in just a week when he hears a knock on the door.

[da.bell]

Waking up with Folgers in my cup.

yuck!!!! Folgers is for old people in their 80's. So last decade.

hahahaha

[da.bell]

interesting thread tags on this thread.

[jwanck11]

He opens the door and there is an attractive blond in a running suit and sneakers and a jogging suit. She proceeds to tell him that if he can catch her within one mile, he can have her.

[jwanck11]

sup Dave! long time no see in the post whorlio thread!

[jwanck11]

She takes off running and he is off too after her. No Dice. This goes on for a week and unfortuntaly he doesn't catch her, but to his amazement, he loses 10 lbs!

[jwanck11]

So he figures he'll try for the 20 lbs/week program hopeing for more of the same.

[jwanck11]

The doorbell rings and this drop dead beaut is standing on his stoop again in a skin tight bodysuit and running shoes and proceeds to tell him that if he catches her in 2 miles he can have her.

[jwanck11]

yadda, yadda, yadda and although he gets painfully close to catching her, it just does not happen - BUT he indeed loses the 20 lbs.