Originally posted by Iwndr
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I don't know if I would go that far but he is pretty dam close
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Did I mention that when I was trying to show off my talent of tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, it turned out not to be a cherry stem?Waiting for another good one! -
Five - thought of a solution to your need for more ballast. Place an ad on craigslist for FREE weight loss classes. Meeting location: boat ramp. Load 'em up when you launch.
Free, you don't have to transport 'em, and maybe you could even get lucky with one of your passengers. 
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Plus, fatties would actually be bouyant. So, if you swamp your boat, they won't contribute to it sinking.
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Five's first ballast "class"
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oh oh plus! When you invite them girls they're guaranteed to bring food!Waiting for another good one!Comment
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Ahhahahaha....that pic never gets old. Two of 'em may not even be wearing bottoms (or at least can't see them).Comment
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gotta help the kiddos with their homework...Comment
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Awe chit! So check this out. My buddy sold his '08 X-star to this dude a only a couple months after he bought it (I don't know the details why he had to sell, etc. )Originally posted by dingleberry View PostPlus, fatties would actually be bouyant. So, if you swamp your boat, they won't contribute to it sinking.
Anyway. This bro that bought his X-Star is showing it off at the dock of this really popular restuarant in the city and he gets these 3 or 4 big 'ol girls to get on the boat. He has them climb in from the bow.
So... All of them are in the bow and they sink the bow! It starts bringing in water and it's about too late. The girls freak out and run towards the transom and now the water is all in the bow, their weight in the aft end just sinks this boat FAST.
TRUE STORY!Waiting for another good one!Comment
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Originally posted by Fiveflat View PostAwe chit! So check this out. My buddy sold his '08 X-star to this dude a only a couple months after he bought it (I don't know the details why he had to sell, etc. )
Anyway. This bro that bought his X-Star is showing it off at the dock of this really popular restuarant in the city and he gets these 3 or 4 big 'ol girls to get on the boat. He has them climb in from the bow.
So... All of them are in the bow and they sink the bow! It starts bringing in water and it's about too late. The girls freak out and run towards the transom and now the water is all in the bow, their weight in the aft end just sinks this boat FAST.
TRUE STORY!
Lesson:
Don't load all your ballast at once. Slow and steady with the heifers.
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Frightening. The chick in pink looks skinny when compared to her friends.Originally posted by dingleberry View PostFive's first ballast "class"
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post for lardComment
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post for a whole lotta lovin'Comment
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post for a whole lotta bouncin' as you skip across the wavesComment
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more cushion for the pushin' !Waiting for another good one!Comment
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Dude, when you quote something with a nasty picture, it is ok to delete the picture.The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got.Comment
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