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Got this yesterday, it's old but kinda fits in to todays theme
Breeding Bulls
My wife and I went to the Hunterdon County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week !
..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery."Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" John Wooden- Rest in Peace
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I'm really pissed right now with my union. I finally found out that they went to court and are fighting me and all the other objectors for our "Partisan Political non chargeable union fees"
They simply decided to hold MY money and go to court - these crooks!
I want out...Waiting for another good one!
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Originally posted by Fiveflat View PostI'm really pissed right now with my union. I finally found out that they went to court and are fighting me and all the other objectors for our "Partisan Political non chargeable union fees"
They simply decided to hold MY money and go to court - these crooks!
I want out...So this monkey walks into a bar...
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