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The year's '94 and my ballast is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother post'n law
I got two choices y'all pull over the boat or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the throttle to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no water chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the channel
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm on a boat and sits real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin 8 knots in a no-wake zone "
"Liscense and registration and step into my boat"
"Are you carryin' a beer on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of **** all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the boat a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the lockers in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of pro surfer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my $hit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a boat ain't one!2009 RZ2, PCM 343, MLA Surf Ballast, Premium Sound.
2013 Toyota Sequoia 4WD W/Timbren SES
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