This could be the description for my boat sale on onlyinboards:
This boat has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I started the engine, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the boat would properly cover my awesomeness, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with my matching shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my boat that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my wake!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would take them for a ride on my wolf boat and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-boat shouldn't settle for the first piece of ballast that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show, just like my rotating pedestal vision-air seat. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my boat, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon, while wakesurfing. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of my awesome wake making ability. Thank you wolf boat wrap!
Pros: Fits my Awesome Boat, has wolves on it, attracts big women (for ballast)
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'gunwhales'), cannot see wolves when sun is setting or when turning for double ups; wolves would have been better if they were backlit by wetsounds.
This boat has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I started the engine, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the boat would properly cover my awesomeness, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with my matching shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my boat that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my wake!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would take them for a ride on my wolf boat and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-boat shouldn't settle for the first piece of ballast that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show, just like my rotating pedestal vision-air seat. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my boat, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon, while wakesurfing. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of my awesome wake making ability. Thank you wolf boat wrap!
Pros: Fits my Awesome Boat, has wolves on it, attracts big women (for ballast)
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'gunwhales'), cannot see wolves when sun is setting or when turning for double ups; wolves would have been better if they were backlit by wetsounds.
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