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I think I found my new ring tone 
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LOL...
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I like the south park version better
"I feel sorry for people that don't drink, when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day" - Frank SinatraComment
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WTF is in the butt? Good lord...Comment
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Now it's up to 6!! WTF??? HA HA HA!!
We will never know what really happened. So how long you think the wife will stay by his side? She gets 300,000,000 if she leaves now... (but rumor is a 7 figure deposit already arrived in her account with just her name on it??? )))Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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I heard the report that he is paying her more to stay for awhile. Imagine that, trying to buy Love.
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lol!!Originally posted by jwanck11 View PostI heard the report that he is paying her more to stay for awhile. Imagine that, trying to buy Love.
esp now that there are what 6 girls coming out and claiming they hooked up??? lol...Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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^^^ 6??? I thought we were up to 10 now.. I am sure it's going to go up to 15 by the time we are done talking about this.
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^^^^ lol dabell.
Is it more then 6? I mean I know it's not funny, but it kind of is. I mean yeah he keeps his personal life private, but come on your a billionaire, someone is gonna come gunning for money one day!
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This morning's news in Sacramento said at leat 12 have come out. Then the gossip shows are asking doctors if Tiger is a sex addict.
Ya think he might be???
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lol I hadn't heard it was in double digits now.
Sex addict? well I'm almost 31 and.......... He has fame on his side so he could get n e thing he wanted... Yeah I could see it. (if they are true)Originally posted by G-MONEYComment
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Whats the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after HO HO HO!!!www.integrity-wake.comComment
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lol I got that in a text messageOriginally posted by Jeffe View Post
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hahahahaJoey - Red 20V Riders EditionComment
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"Bad decisions make good stories.Comment
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