Weighing 24V?

[dogbert]

I just bring my kids along...they never want to let me have a turn

[raythompson]

I just say I am a klutz, fall down when I get in the boat, and the discussion is over.

[Tequilasun]

"My bindings are too tight"
"I saw a snake"
"I've got a small fracture of my tibulofemurascapula, very rare"
"I was trying not to hit a manatee"
"I was giving you my impression of a crank-bait"
"I was trying the trick I used to do at the kneeboard world championships" (only works while wakeboarding)

and my favorite:

"I'm an innovater, had I landed that, I would be famous"

[xpjim1]

You guys get turns!

When I take my kids, nieces, nephews and their friends I only get a turn so I can be used as an example. If their friends cant get up, they throw big ol dad in the water, I get up , they stop the boat after 200 yards, pick me up and tell their friends if this round old man can get up, you can. You dont want to be shown up by the old round guy. I get no respect!

My wife finally learned how to get up boarding.. She will be the example from now on!

[holiday13]

My most often used (as we have to ride early morning)
"Man, this hangover is killing me!"

Others:
"I am still working on dialing in the ballast in the boat"
"The flux capacitor is mis-programmed"
"Still getting used to the new board and bindings" (requires me to buy new gear each year)
"Trying to make the other riders in the boat look good"