It otta be a law

[laserfish]

People think they are being cool or funny when all they are being is dangerous to themselves and others. Just makes me want to pull alongside them and say something nice and instructional to them because it is obvious no one ever taught them to drive a boat or how to treat others the way they would want to be treated.

[turbonine]

One of my neighbors was like that. One day, while he was splashing us while we were tied up near shore, I straddled the front of my stand-up jetski so that the entire jet was out of the water and the front of it was resting against my thighs and hit the throttle as he was driving by. A wall of water hit him in the chest so hard that it knocked the wind out of him and separated him from his jetski. That was the last time he came and splashed us....ever.

Nice. The firehose.

I have always been ashamed of my past and have been afraid to admit this before but I am a former jetski rider. BUT I was a standup rider. I use to race them when I was in high school. I use to do the freestyle stuff also, corkscrews, subs, and the firehose.

[Studman]

We hit the water Sunday at about 7:00 am and loaded up at 10:00 A.M. the idiots are still sleeping (except we did forget the bags for the front of the boat) oh well atleast there was no one else out.