Warning... Home depot scam!!

[kirk]

Warning…..



A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &
24th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 12th, three times just yesterday,
and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

[Domsz06]

ha ha ha good one.

[eks]

Here is another good one...

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady went up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

[da.bell]

I was falling for it until the last two sentences.

[G-MONEY]

Well I'm going to home depot

anyone need anything

[Domsz06]

pics pics pics!

[talltigeguy]

Don't forget to post those in the best joke thread in the off topic discussion.

Very good ones!

[chpthril]

Warning…..



A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &
24th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 12th, three times just yesterday,
and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

Maybe one more trip and I might be able to provide the police with a composite sketch

[scoot18]

With that many trips to the Depot in such a short period, you must have been working on a plumbing project!

The girls were just an added perk!

Pretty quick wallet replacement also..............

[raythompson]

Maybe one more trip and I might be able to provide the police with a composite sketch

Of the face? Other parts don't count.

[tessa]

Nice fantasy Or a very slow learner!

[thtrog]

Kirk definitely knew what he was doing. Funny how fast these good stories travel; I was sharing with a few people in the office today and one guy had gotten it via email just this morning. Thanks for the laugh!