So beyond everything else that went wrong on Saturday we did manage to catch some dumba$$'s in action! We're cruising back to the ramp and we pass the sheriff about 50 yards off the ramp in the no-wake zone just sitting there watching the ramp. As i moor at the dock i notice a bright green w/black flames B-52 launching with a bunch of people on it raising hell. Well we tie off and the B-52 goes out and stops not 20 yards from the Sheriff and this 20' something girl slides onto the teak, hangs her rear in the water, drops her bikini bottom and does her biz right there with the boat idling along and her bare rear facing the ramp!
The Sheriff immediately hits the lights, swings over and stops them. You can see him chewing a$$ and he them makes them submit to a battery of sobriety checks as well as a safety check to imclude all equipement. Take about stupid people!
So wife and i finally get to the top of the ramp (retrieving truck/trailer) and there's two guys in the shade in lawn chairs. They ask us what happened, we tell 'em and one guy says "I told you we shoulda been closer!". The fun never ends.
The Sheriff immediately hits the lights, swings over and stops them. You can see him chewing a$$ and he them makes them submit to a battery of sobriety checks as well as a safety check to imclude all equipement. Take about stupid people!
So wife and i finally get to the top of the ramp (retrieving truck/trailer) and there's two guys in the shade in lawn chairs. They ask us what happened, we tell 'em and one guy says "I told you we shoulda been closer!". The fun never ends.
It's funny. I love going out on the holidays. I'll be sad I'm not gonna make one this year, well maybe the 4th, but who knows.
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