Inappropriate boating

[da.bell]

Today we salute you, Mr. Waterski Handle dropper guy. Your tight swerves, and flips reek havoc on your arms, "Just a little faster!", With your arms blistering with pain you do the unthinkable, and drop the rope. "your pathetic!" So give us back our ice cold Bud Light Mr. dropper of the handle, and know that a real man never lets go.

Well, I can see you have a lot of time on your hands.... Nice job!!!!!!

[sparky216]

Oh, Mr. Handle Dropper Guy (to the lyrics of the Bud Light radio commercials)!

Is that the "Real Men of Genius" commercial?

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. fortune cookie fortune writer
(mr. fortune cookie fortune writer)
most writers leave their wisdom in a book, you leave yours in a cookie
(crunchy cookie!)
sure they taste good, but it's the information you provide that we're really hungry for
(love is round the corner)
though your tablet is small, your message never is
(show me the way)
of course the moo shu pork and the egg foo young fill our bellies; it's your inspiration that keeps us well nourished
(yum yum yum yum egg foo young)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. fortune cookie fortune writer, because when you say our luck is about to change, we believe you.
(we believe you!)

[sparky216]

Zad was thinking a lot harder than me...........nice one. .........still on my first coffee.....

[da.bell]

Zad was thinking a lot harder than me...........nice one. .........still on my first coffee.....

These are getting good. We should submit it to Bud and see what they are would do. Remember, wakeboarding is one of the fastest growing sports today.....

Dude, you need to catch up..... I'm on my third.....

[da.bell]

I know it's not that manly, but when this situation happens, I let go.

I need my arms to remain attached to my body.

This flags for you man!!!!! Handle Dropper

[sparky216]

These are getting good. We should submit it to Bud and see what they are would do. Remember, wakeboarding is one of the fastest growing sports today.....

Dude, you need to catch up..... I'm on my third.....

That one was from bud light......If I could come up with that sh!t do you think I'd be doing what I do for the pennies I earn....he!! no I'd be writing commercials.......
Zad is an eager beaver and may have a future in writing

[sparky216]

oh yea....I'm at 3 now too

[dogbert]

LOL. Way to take the idea and run with it, guys!

[da.bell]

LOL. Way to take the idea and run with it, guys!

It's true and it's inappropriate boating/tubing/boarding to drop a handle....

[Tequilasun]

Today we salute you, Mr. Waterski Handle dropper guy. Your tight swerves, and flips reek havoc on your arms, "Just a little faster!", With your arms blistering with pain you do the unthinkable, and drop the rope. "your pathetic!" So give us back our ice cold Bud Light Mr. dropper of the handle, and know that a real man never lets go.

Alright, seriously this is too freaking funny!

Great job Zad, you got me to laugh out loud.

The pink flag is good too Da.bell.

[da.bell]

Alright, seriously this is too freaking funny!

Great job Zad, you got me to laugh out loud.

The pink flag is good too Da.bell.

And it took you this long to log onto the net and find this out. This was done this morning..... Welcom, Real American Hero

[zad0030]

Well, I can see you have a lot of time on your hands.... Nice job!!!!!!

I think you have a little more though.

Join Date: 04-16-2007
Total Posts: 130 (24.06 posts per day)

[da.bell]

I think you have a little more though.

Join Date: 04-16-2007
Total Posts: 130 (24.06 posts per day)

Dang it, I'm guilty....

[Moki]

My kids, especially the younger ones love to tube. Luckily, most of the lakes that we boat on are big enough that there is no conflict. The saddest tubing story I have heard is when we were at Lake Powell several years ago and heard of a person getting killed by having their tube whipped into the canyon wall in a narrow canyon.

[da.bell]

My kids, especially the younger ones love to tube. Luckily, most of the lakes that we boat on are big enough that there is no conflict. The saddest tubing story I have heard is when we were at Lake Powell several years ago and heard of a person getting killed by having their tube whipped into the canyon wall in a narrow canyon.

That would be terrible!!!! I just don't understand why people would do this.... The only time I get close to the shore or edge of the lake is when we are unloading the children onto the beach so they can play. After that, I am a very good distance away from the edges.....