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    #61
    Originally posted by Moki View Post
    Not recommended for Alvina?
    Or you
    Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

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      #62
      Dont let the local DNR give you crap about wakesurfing just cuz they have never seen it before and are like wtf?

      Explain nicely and move on
      Everything happens for a reason
      I live my post whore life 30 seconds at a time

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        #63
        haha its illegal some places
        The sun never sets on a badass

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          #64
          It should be legal everywhere but some ppl just have to ruin it for everyone
          Everything happens for a reason
          I live my post whore life 30 seconds at a time

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            #65
            Tell me about it. Like nice little place 'round the river and people gotta go and dump their trash = no more nice little place because its blocked off...they don't want to pick up your trash, who would?

            If you guys are guys like this(which I highly doubt) "I pitty a foo' "
            The sun never sets on a badass

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              #66
              1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
              2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
              3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up

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                #67
                Originally posted by tktige' View Post
                1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
                2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
                3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up
                How about an "accidental" bow plow?????? I think that one would work well.....

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by tktige' View Post
                  1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
                  2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
                  3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up
                  You missed one......

                  4) Have plenty of party music for the hotties to dance around your boat
                  Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by G-MONEY View Post
                    You missed one......

                    4) Have plenty of party music for the hotties to dance around your boat
                    Right, good call! Thats four good Man Rules to Remember

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by da.bell View Post
                      How about an "accidental" bow plow?????? I think that one would work well.....
                      Actually, we have this waterfall you can drive your boat under that provides expert assistance disrobing said hotties


                      Brings new meaning to the word blowing your top off
                      Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by dogbert View Post
                        Actually, we have this waterfall you can drive your boat under that provides expert assistance disrobing said hotties


                        Brings new meaning to the word blowing your top off
                        That one would work perfect! Just have to avoid those rocks on the bottom of the waterfall....

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                          #72
                          Easy enough, you have about 10' to spare behind the falls. It's pretty deep right there.
                          Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

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                            #73
                            what lake is that?
                            Tige, it's a way of life!

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                              #74
                              Turn on bilge, Drive under falls, watch bilge run down Bats because that's a $hit load of water. That could knock you out of the boat. I did that at 76 Falls Lake Cumberland back in 2003. It was kind of a small trickel compared to that torrent. My bilge ran for about two hours after that got the hotties soaked though turned out to be a good way top get my carpets cleaned

                              My Friend drove his Supra Launch under 76 Falls about a year later and it almost swamped it. We had water about 2' deep in the boat His bilge ran all day. I guess it depends on how much rain they have had lately Great Idea on getting the hotties to loose their tops.

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