SpringTime Get Ready Thread...New Boat owner's look here

[tktige']

Turn on bilge, Drive under falls, watch bilge run down Bats because that's a $hit load of water. That could knock you out of the boat. I did that at 76 Falls Lake Cumberland back in 2003. It was kind of a small trickel compared to that torrent. My bilge ran for about two hours after that got the hotties soaked though turned out to be a good way top get my carpets cleaned

My Friend drove his Supra Launch under 76 Falls about a year later and it almost swamped it. We had water about 2' deep in the boat His bilge ran all day. I guess it depends on how much rain they have had lately Great Idea on getting the hotties to loose their tops.

[whitlock87]

what lake is that?

[dogbert]

Easy enough, you have about 10' to spare behind the falls. It's pretty deep right there.

[da.bell]

Actually, we have this waterfall you can drive your boat under that provides expert assistance disrobing said hotties


Brings new meaning to the word blowing your top off

That one would work perfect! Just have to avoid those rocks on the bottom of the waterfall....

[dogbert]

How about an "accidental" bow plow?????? I think that one would work well.....

Actually, we have this waterfall you can drive your boat under that provides expert assistance disrobing said hotties


Brings new meaning to the word blowing your top off

[tktige']

You missed one......

4) Have plenty of party music for the hotties to dance around your boat

Right, good call! Thats four good Man Rules to Remember

[G-MONEY]

1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up

You missed one......

4) Have plenty of party music for the hotties to dance around your boat

[da.bell]

1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up

How about an "accidental" bow plow?????? I think that one would work well.....

[tktige']

1) keep boat stocked full of beer and tasty adult beverages like jelloe shots
2) fill said boat up with lots of hotties
3) get boat and hotties wet by hitting a dbl up

[wannabewakeboarder]

Tell me about it. Like nice little place 'round the river and people gotta go and dump their trash = no more nice little place because its blocked off...they don't want to pick up your trash, who would?

If you guys are guys like this(which I highly doubt) "I pitty a foo' "

[CP3]

It should be legal everywhere but some ppl just have to ruin it for everyone

[wannabewakeboarder]

haha its illegal some places

[CP3]

Dont let the local DNR give you crap about wakesurfing just cuz they have never seen it before and are like wtf?

Explain nicely and move on

[dogbert]

Not recommended for Alvina?

Or you

[Moki]

Not recommended for Alvina?