Best boating joke I've heard in a long time...

[IDBoating]

A guy decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his boat in preparation for the weekend. His wife was standing in the garage doorway, watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you stopped boating so much. Maybe you should sell the boat."

He gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replies, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!", she screams. "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."

[BCRider]

ha ha....true. My wife has a love hate for our boat. She know's it's what I love and obviously enjoys the boat herself and thinks it's really cool to bring up our kids to enjoy it but she hates the bills that come with it. I bought our boat last year outright so we don't have any monthly payments but she always hates the fact there are just ongoing bills or upgrades that I'm always trying to do. Especially when everything is in $ 500.00 increments or more.

[IDBoating]

Especially when everything is in $ 500.00 increments or more.

BOAT: Break Out Another Thousand

[gwhite94]

BOAT: Break Out Another Thousand

[chpthril]

[boatdr]

Boat

Best Of All Times

[River Shredder]

Ha Ha. As a woman, I simply can not relate. I would sell my car before I sell the boat

[bmoorewiz]

Mike, great song!

Also, my boat is still coming your way, as soon as the dealer is finished fixing a transmission leak. They have only had it for two months after all, so you might get it by June.

[IDBoating]

They have only had it for two months after all, so you might get it by June.

If you didn't buy it from that dealer, you should have - it might get faster service!

[DLafont]

Absolutely love it!!