Here's a 4th of July story for you--
Case of Budweiser or Bud Light: $ 16.00
Monies to pay buddy for gas in boat: $ 50.00
Taking your Chevrolet truck in to the local Chevy dealer because there is water up to the gauges, the electrical system is F)(ked, the engine is flooded, and the front bumper is ripped off: $1000
Knowing that your drunk Owen Wilson looking Dumbazz backed too far down in the water, your trailer got stuck, and it took two turbocharged F-350 4x4 trucks hooked together to tow your bonehead out of the water, as I sat there while I drank and laughed at your retarded azz:
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of the story is if you have too much to drink, please ask a friend for some help or you will find your son's Chevy buried in water..looking like a moron in front of mutiple folks enjoying 4th of July in peaceful Parker AZ.
Case of Budweiser or Bud Light: $ 16.00
Monies to pay buddy for gas in boat: $ 50.00
Taking your Chevrolet truck in to the local Chevy dealer because there is water up to the gauges, the electrical system is F)(ked, the engine is flooded, and the front bumper is ripped off: $1000
Knowing that your drunk Owen Wilson looking Dumbazz backed too far down in the water, your trailer got stuck, and it took two turbocharged F-350 4x4 trucks hooked together to tow your bonehead out of the water, as I sat there while I drank and laughed at your retarded azz:
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of the story is if you have too much to drink, please ask a friend for some help or you will find your son's Chevy buried in water..looking like a moron in front of mutiple folks enjoying 4th of July in peaceful Parker AZ.
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