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    Free Boat Rides

    I need 8 large people to take free boat rides with Me and My friends.

    Requirements:

    must weigh at least 280 lbs
    must be able to move from side to side on the boat.
    must not be prone to motion sickness.
    must be available all day. ** have large bladders }

    large lunch included.

    Please: No speedos, thongs or bikinis.

    if interested please be at the Bear lake marina at 8.00 am sharp.:
    Ask not! what your wake can do for you, ask! what can you do on your wake!

    #2
    Sounds like you need a ballast system

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      #3
      Originally posted by da.bell View Post
      Sounds like you need a ballast system
      Have you priced out the lunch vs a ballast system? Could be a push.

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        #4
        sounds like you need to become friends with Alvie

        I hear he's quite the chick magnet too.
        Last edited by zad0030; 08-01-2008, 08:38 PM.
        Common Sense is not so Common
        Looking for fat chicks for long walks, romance, cheap buffets, and BALLAST.

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          #5
          Dang sorry can go I'm only 250
          Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. Albert Einstein

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            #6
            Originally posted by zad0030 View Post
            sounds like you need to become friends with Alvie

            I hear he's quite the chick magnet too.
            6 more like alvie and I'm in business. also I want to see that wake.
            Last edited by sledhead54; 08-01-2008, 09:00 PM.
            Ask not! what your wake can do for you, ask! what can you do on your wake!

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              #7
              Sorry, he is mine.
              Attached Files
              You'll get your chance, smart guy.

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                #8
                Originally posted by zad0030 View Post
                sounds like you need to become friends with Alvie

                I hear he's quite the chick magnet too.
                That has to be really hard on the motor......
                "I feel sorry for people that don't drink, when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day" - Frank Sinatra

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                  #9
                  What no mention of Beer????

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                    #10
                    Nicky,

                    That picture and your comment is priceless.
                    Formertigeowners.com
                    I used to be a member in the past.

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